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Henry"s hilarious one liners

Henry W. Haverstock

Henry"s hilarious one liners

by Henry W. Haverstock

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Published by Henry"s Pub. Co. in Minneapolis, Minn .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesHenry"s hilarious oneliners., Hilarious one liners., Hilarious oneliners., 800 one liners., 800 oneliners., Eight hundred one liners., Eight hundred oneliners.
    Statementby Henry W. Haverstock.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6162 .H3578 1990
    The Physical Object
    Paginationxii, 158 p. :
    Number of Pages158
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1577816M
    ISBN 101879916037, 1879916029
    LC Control Number91090330
    OCLC/WorldCa24956830

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